Jared Shirley

Shyla Clayton


“I’m always chiming in during class when a teacher asks if we want to take our test or if we want homework with, ‘Yea, we are ready for the test,’ or ‘give us more homework’ This has been going on for quite a while. The reason I started was because homework is very fun, have you not had homework fun? You are crazy if you don’t think it is fun. I never worry about the threats people make toward me because everyone loves me. Why would someone beat a sexy man up? I only write ‘Jared is sexy’ notes because I want everyone to know the truth. Zach’s been mean to me in chemistry saying that I can’t go without talking so I’ve started writing notes.”